films not created by Scars: click here for a John Stewart film from 60 Minutes, or material from Erasure, George Michael, Morrissey, Laurie Anderson, or Ayn Rand

click here for X Files Movies: Fight the Future Promo 1 (2 meg) Fight the Future Promo 2 (1.9 meg) Fight the Future Promo 3 (1.9 meg) Fight the Future Promo 4 (2.2 meg) Gillian Anderson, even talking about the form and function from wearing high heels (1.2 meg) C. B. G. Spender (smoking Man) (892k) A Videogame Clip of the X Files (2.7 meg)

Want to put a Monty Python sound in your e-mail program? Well, if you remember The Holy Grail, you might remember a servant saying, Message for you sir right after they were hit with an arrow... We have a few South Parkwav files that you could download for use on your computer as well. We will just tell you their names and we think you can guess what the messages say... big-boned bye-bye-fart-boy cheezy-poofs crackwhore-magazine follow-your-dreams killed-kenny kyle-ill-kick-u-in-the-nuts lookin-all-buf mr-hanky not-fat-festively-plump sissy-chick tree-hugging-hippie-crap woman-kick-ass youre-such-a-fat-fuck We have found that quicktime can view these basic and free movies, and you can get quicktime for free off of the Internet. You can also download Media Player, for Macintosh or for Windows to see some video files. Press the ‘back’ button to return to the previous web page.... The following is a list of media players, their native playback media type, and where they can be downloaded. Quicktime Player Plays compressed and uncompressed Quicktime v1, v2, and v3 files. (.mov) Visit Apple’s Quicktime site to download. Windows Media Player Natively plays basic audio(.au), .mid, and .wav. In some cases, installation of the Windows Media Player will take over playback of media types without notification. To get the Player, visit Microsoft's free download site. WinAmp Plays MP2, MP3, MOD, CD, .wav and other formats. Visit the Winamp site to download the Winamp Player. Vivo Player Plays Vivo files natively. Download the Vivo Player from http://www.vivo.com. Crescendo Plays Midi(.mid) files natively. Download the Crescendo player from http://www.liveupdate.com.